My Personal Portal

I believe in Polygamy.  If you would be offended by this, stop reading now.  Below you will see the two girls who matter most to me.  One has a special personality, and the other is so much more.  I fell in love with both of them at first sight.  One of them was not that hard to get to know, while the other played hard to get.   Only one of them has veto power over the other, but they both get along.  They are both the low maintenance, easy going type. 

By now I know you were too curious not to continue reading, and looked down to see my beautiful <strike>fiancé</strike> Wife Melissa, and my car which is as of yet unnamed.  I am thinking either BNFRD3K, DRGNWZL, CARHUFF, or maybe KEEPRT, LS1BIRD, or TRBOLS1.  That last one will be after I spend a lot of money at STSTURBO.COM though.  Damn it. While testing that link, I just found out they are now financing!  There goes 5k...

The Skinny on why you don't see my E-Mail Address. Because, YOU asked (you know who you are!)  Besides, there's a new way to contact me...

I am starting to build a MYSPACE page.  This is due to the request of several people.  I kind of think that it is amusing.  People often confuse MYSPACE with the words "my webpage."  It's probably like the way GOOGLING became the new word for searching, and the Verb form of PHOTSHOP became the word for "editting a picture" 

The Url is http://www.myspace.com/paulcarhuff 

er wait... try this...

 https://www.facebook.com/PaulCarhuff

 Of course, if your reading this, you are allready in the know, and you are getting bigger pictures!